Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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