i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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