Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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