I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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