And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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