New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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