Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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