Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Panties = found
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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