You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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