she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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