we made out on top of his cat.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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