I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Shame is for Republicans.
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