oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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