id be glad to
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
