i permit you to call me
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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