i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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