oh god the rape fog is back!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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