i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
try to milk me bitch
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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