i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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