Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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