Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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