normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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