You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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