When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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