Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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