I'm really into asian looking animals
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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