i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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