how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Let's paint friendship bongs
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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