We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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