Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Can Purell be used as lube?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
