About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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