I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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