We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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