these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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