Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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