dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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