i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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