So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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