its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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