I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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