We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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