do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Dick very happy bro
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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