Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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