There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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