She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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