Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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