We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You may now shotgun with the bride
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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