that's an acceptable place to lick
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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