How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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