That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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