So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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