so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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