I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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