You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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