i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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