My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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