well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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